(Calls cost 36p per
minute + network extra's)

Hi there my name is Elsa, thanks for reading my granny phone sex blog I hope you enjoy reading about my sordid sex games and sexual fantasies. I am a very turned on lady of 76 and every day brings me a new sex adventure that I just want to tell my male callers. I used to be starved of sex, when I was married back in the swinging sixties - I can tell you that there was no swinging going on in my marriage! I desperately wanted to be part of the sexual fun, my best friend Rachel used to tell me about her fucking liaisons at the back of the alley down Gordon Street, she used to tell me that after a few glasses of wine she would fuck anything with a pulse. Of course at the time I was middle class and to wonder off from one’s husband was a terrible act to commit, so instead I put up with the weekly marriage fuck that left me feeling even more depressed than if sex hadn’t of happen at all. Oh well that’s enough moaning, because as soon as me and my old man parted ways my pussy re-gained it’s life and constantly wanted attention from both my wondering fingers and from any local man I could get my hands on!

It was quite extraordinary how many men actually wanted to fuck an old bird like me; in my early seventies I had at least two men every day! I had one in the morning and one in the early evening, I think they loved to touch my soft but wrinkly skin. My body is not perfect by any part of the imagination but I knew what to do with my hands to get them going, if you understand me! I never used to like the word ‘fuck’ but now I have become accustomed to it, alot of my men call me up and simply say ‘Elsa can we fuck today?’ So I am used to this word now and I really enjoy saying it especially when I have a young man munching on my pussy.

Ah yes I haven’t even described how I look! Well I would like to keep some details under wraps until we actually speak on the sex lines but here goes I’ll give you a snippet. I was a looker in my day, I always had lots of boyfriends but it was all very innocent, back in my day if you were caught with your knickers down before marriage you were a slut and sometimes your family disowned you – however I always got around this with very secretive meetings and of course only anal sex!! However years pass and now I’m 76, I would like to think I am a good looking 76 year old – I do keep my hair nice and I don’t overindulge so my figure is still quite svelte. Underneath my dress I always wear a silk slip; well you never know when it’s going to be cold! Sorry I keep losing track, writing was never my strong point even when I was young. Anyway men have always commented on how soft but yet large my boobies are, I love having a big old pair, I am famed for my tit wanks and I have at least three men that see me weekly just for this pleasure alone! My pussy is all natural, I can’t be bothered with trimming or shaving, and I love to have hair down there because my smell clings to it. Also when I have fucked I like to feel my wet hairs and massage my swollen clit at the same time, it’s a sensation that I really enjoy. My pussy is very pink inside and contrary to what everyone believes about old ladies private parts, I can tell you that my cunt is as tight as it was when I was thirty years old – I don’t do pelvic exercises everyday for nothing you know! I don’t want one of my lovers to feel like he has no friction whilst he is fucking my brains out!

I get up to all sorts of dirty tricks and no sexual fantasy is too much for me, I will try everything at least once and that is a promise! I remember one young gentleman knocking on my door one day and he politely asked, “Are you the lady that fucks virgins.” Of course I always laugh at this memory because the answer is simply yes! As soon as the little tykes hit 18 I offer my pussy up for free, there is truly something wonderful at exposing your cunt to a virgin and showing them how to fit their dick in the hole. That thought brings me back to my phone sex callers, I am very good on the sex lines and I have lots of repeat callers who want to speak to me all the time! Sometimes the granny phone sex callers get to listen to me properly fucking, it’s so erotic! Anyway I must say that Granny Elsa is now getting tired and I must retire to my waiting bed, but before I do sign off you should really give me a call and see just how quick I can make you cum in your pants. They don’t call me easy Elsa for nothing you know so why not call my granny sex line on 0982 505 1516 and see what dirtiness we can get up to today. (Calls cost 36p per minute + network extra's)

Elsa xxx